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Sunday, November 04, 2007

got poop?

So I'm at the gym this morning, sweating it up on the elliptical machine, listening to my GOYA playlist on the 'Pod and glancing from TV to TV as I glide along. On one of the screens, up comes a commercial for some kind of bran cereal. The spokesmodel is a mature man in a hard hat, apparently enjoying his breakfast on a construction site — and in the background, pieces of heavy equipment take giant dumps all around him. One after another, they relieve themselves of their loads. Our man grins insanely, secure in the knowledge that he will soon do the same.

And the Clio for Best Defecation Imagery in Food Promotion goes to . . .

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2 Comments:

  • Oh God, I saw it too! This morning, juse like you! All I could think about was what the brainstorming meeting for that ad must have been like.

    And the sad thing is, it gave me a great idea for a blog entry. HOW SICK IS THAT?!?!?

    Points to you for working out, by the way.

    By Blogger The Cheap Chick, at 10:04 PM  

  • That's almost as good as the Viagra commercial (or is it Cialis?) where the man is rhythmically throwing a football through a tire swing over and over and over again. WWFS? (What Would Freud Say?)

    By Blogger ethelred, at 2:15 PM  

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