a muse?

Amusing me today:

• a colleague known for her gloom-n-doom personality being referred to as the Dementor behind her back
  
• "vajayjay" as a euphemism for a woman's va-you know
  

Bemusing me today:

• Tomorrow I'll teach a sample T'ai Chi class at the company that laid me off in January.
  
• Coworkers at the U have asked me to lead a class on campus.
  
• I'm teaching a bunch of T'ai Chi all of a sudden, when my plan was to cut back this fall. What's up with that?
  

Demusing me today:

• drivers who don't signal their turns. Again.
  
• potential buyers of an item I listed on Craigslist who say they're definitely interested, then don't call back, and don't respond when I contact them about it