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Friday, November 17, 2006

the people’s sexiest man alive

Henceforth, I shall refer to my blog as a glob. I encourage everyone else to do the same.

Now, on to business.

People magazine has named George Clooney the sexiest man alive again. *YAWN.* While I agree Clooney isn’t gross or anything, I believe the talent pool is a whole lot bigger than just him and that Pitt guy. So here’s my list. Let me hear yours.

  1. Adam Baldwin — Jayne Cobb in Firefly/Serenity. Larger and better looking than all his brothers combined.
  2. Pierce Brosnan — Remington Steele, James Bond, and other tasty roles too numerous to mention
  3. Santiago Cabarera — Isaac Mendez on Heroes. You shouldn’t want him. But you do.
  4. Stephen Colbert — host, The Colbert Report. Smart and funny is definitely sexy. Colbert is Salon.com’s pick as this year’s winner.
  5. Daniel Craig — the new James Bond. Shake me! Stir me!
  6. Richard Dawson — OK, not really, but I’m trying to cheer Kt up.
  7. Nathan Fillion — Malcolm Reynolds in Firefly/Serenity. Go, Captain Tightpants!
  8. Hugh Jackman — most recently Angier in The Prestige. Hugh can saw me in half any time.
  9. Daniel Dae Kim — Jin on Lost. You’ve seen him in smaller roles in a dozen other shows and films. It’s time for Daniel to take center stage.
  10. Ewan McGregor — he acts, he sings, he dances, he has an accent. What’s not to love? Besides those unfortunate Star Wars prequels he was in?
  11. Michael Moschen — juggler, performance artist. This guy can do more with three balls than most men can do with two. Er . . . Gen X-ers may remember him as the crystal ball guy in Labyrinth; he currently appears in ads for Motorola phones.
  12. Aidan Quinn — most recently Rev. Daniel Webster on the short-lived TV series The Book of Daniel. I’ve just always liked him.
  13. Sendhil Ramamurthy — Mohinder Suresh on Heroes. Plays a smart guy on TV, so he must be smart in real life, right?
  14. Sendhil Ramamurthy — Mohinder Suresh on Heroes. Listed twice because he’s that hot.
  15. Jon Stewart — host, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Like I said, smart and funny is definitely sexy. Stewart/Colbert ’08!
  16. Jeff Thacher — vocal percussionist, Rockapella. Just think what he can do with those lips!
  17. Denzel Washington — He just keeps getting better, and he was pretty fine to begin with.
  18. Wil Wheaton — Although best known as Wesley Crusher on ST:TNG, Wil has grown up to be a damn fine writer and is still a very good, if underemployed, actor. Brains and writing chops win out over screen time.
  19. Bruce Willis — half a vote for when he’s playing comedic roles

Wow, am I biased toward brunettes or what?

OK, your turn.

2 Comments:

  • What about Will Arnett??? C'mon!!

    By Anonymous Rev. Nicole, at 1:44 PM  

  • Jeff made it on your list?! haha But then, why the heck not?! LOL

    Oh, I also updated my gotacappella blog.

    By Blogger Aura, at 10:03 PM  

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