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Monday, June 26, 2006

I'm going pantaloony

Why do women's clothes have to be so complicated? The pants I'm wearing today have no fewer than six (6) closures. Six! Half a dozen! Two hook-slides on the inside flap, three buttons on the outside, and a zipper up the middle.

What's the point? And don't tell me it's for looks, because my hanging-out shirttail covers the architecture.

2 Comments:

  • Look at it this way. Cher would wear it and she is way cool! lol!

    By Blogger Michael Manning, at 2:17 PM  

  • Think of it as a chastity belt. Any man would get completely frutrated after the first 3-4 closures.
    -Kerner

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:25 AM  

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