Wednesday, February 01, 2006

CSI: Sensational Acres

Just got another call from Detective Steve. He asked me to query the credit card companies again to get more specifics about the purchases made with my stolen cards.

Wait, isn't detecting Steve's job? Yes, but he says the card companies are more likely to respond to me, the private citizen whose cards were used fraudulently, than to an official inquiry from an official detective. If Steve called, they'd probably clam up and wait for a subpoena.

So sure, I'll pitch in. That's what lunch hours are for, right? Hey, if it helps bring the bad guys down, I'm on it.


  • This totally reminds me of that creepy commercial where an attractive 30-something African-American woman is talking with the dubbed-in scratchy voice of a teenaged skateboard dude (who, presumably, stole her credit card and made all sorts of purchases with it). You'll have to tell us what LD was buying -- and whether you find her voice coming out of your mouth.

    By Blogger Ethelred, at 5:10 PM  

  • Clearly the Midwest is too dangerous -- you need to move somewhere more hospitable -- perhaps with Southern hospitality?

    Let us know. You could chill at a Krispy Kreame or a Waffle House, sipping on fresh Coca-Cola...

    By Blogger Parker, at 7:27 PM  

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